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Dog Allowed To Eat Whatever He Wants Off The Sidewalk On His Birthday

GREENSBORO, NC—Receiving the go-ahead from his typically strict owner, local terrier-beagle mix Montgomery Pickles, 7, was reportedly allowed to eat whatever he wanted from the sidewalk Tuesday since it was his birthday. “Go for it—I’m not going to keep you away from any trash today, my little birthday boy,” pet owner…

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