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Trump Adds $100,000 Fee For H-1B Visa Applications

The Onion

What To Know About ‘The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl’

The Onion

Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment

The Onion

Morgan Wallen Issues Apology After Genealogy Report Reveals His Family Never Owned Slaves

The Onion

Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron

The Onion

Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance

The Onion

Trump Administration Attempts To Link Autism To Tylenol

The Onion

Freshman Congressman Being Adorably Discreet With Corruption

The Onion

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore

The Onion

‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat

The Onion

Woman Sets Timer To Make Cleaning More Stressful

The Onion

Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life

The Onion

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

The Onion

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser

The Onion

New Spinoff Of ‘The Pitt’ Follows Heroic Workers At Pharmaceutical Ad Agency

The Onion

Ben & Jerry’s Cofounder Resigns Over Censorship

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First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog

The Onion

Throwback and Forth

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No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel

The Onion