Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop

The Onion

RFK Jr. Coughs Up Pair Of Jeans

The Onion

Keith Belden

The Onion

DOJ Releases Jerome Powell Deepfake Nudes

The Onion

X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures

The Onion

Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’

The Onion

One Of Nation’s Oldest Newspapers Shutters After Almost 240 Years

The Onion

Foreskin Scrapbooked

The Onion

You’re Bidding Against Blackstone

The Onion

Study Finds Crows Able To Recognize Faces Had Work Done

The Onion

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating

The Onion

You’re Bidding Against Blackstone

The Onion

In Tents Situation

The Onion

Ref Under Uprights Sheepishly Waits To Do ‘Good’ Sign Until Other Ref Does It First

The Onion

Caleb Williams Signals Boisterous Chicago Home Crowd To Eat Less Loudly

The Onion

‘We’ll Take It From Here, Boys,’ Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier

The Onion

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars

The Onion

JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Stephen Miller

The Onion