Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International

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Former Cult Leader Reveals How He Escaped Needy Followers

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Am I Ugly?

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What To Know About Beef Tallow

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Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid

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Single Man Sits On Own Hand Before Dialing 911 So It Feels Like Someone Else Cares

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Study: 93% Of Individuals With One Earbud In Receiving Top-Secret Commands From HQ

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Harvard Announces Free Tuition For Families Making Under $200,000

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Trump Invokes Law Used To Justify Japanese Internment Camps

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New Federal Law Mandates Women Talk With Baby Voice

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Frightened Child Sits Atop Stairs Watching Parents Argue About Ending Of ‘Sopranos’

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4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream

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Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day

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Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys

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Port-A-Potty Paraded Around On Flatbed Truck Like Homecoming Queen

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JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse

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Dejected Schumer Superfan Can’t Believe He Dropped $10,000 On VIP Party Package

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Senile Grandma Tries To Set Up Grandkids With Each Other

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Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’

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Overdue Library Book Returned After 99 Years

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