Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

International Chess Federation Adds Race Car Piece

The Onion

Downed U.S. Airman Rescued From Iran

The Onion

Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn

The Onion

Artemis II Astronaut Decapitated By Telephone Pole After Sticking Head Out Window

The Onion

Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom

The Onion

Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial

The Onion

Unclear Where Girlfriend Keeps Making All These Friends

The Onion

Pete Hegseth Laid On Side For Cabinet Meeting

The Onion

Samantha Irizarry and Isaac Porter

The Onion

Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’

The Onion

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum

The Onion

Social Media Users Sour On Democracy

The Onion

Trump Paves Over White House Easter Egg Hunt

The Onion

Art Thief Leaves Behind Tacky Jeff Koons Piece

The Onion

340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise

The Onion

Pros And Cons Of U.S. Withdrawing From NATO

The Onion

Guess You Should’ve Made Your Coffee At Home

The Onion

Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas

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Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General

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Pam Bondi Brought In For Exit Lobotomy

The Onion