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The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

He’s No Brad Pitt: Brad Pitt At 60

The Onion

Sam Mendes Announces 4-Part Beatles Biopic Project

The Onion

Birth Control: Myth Vs. Fact

The Onion

The Onion’s Guide To Starting A Sneaker Collection

The Onion

First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk

The Onion

Dirty Clothes Hanging All Over Barely Used Peloton Instructor

The Onion

Best Ways To Burn Calories During Sex

The Onion

New Trump Fundraising Email Claims Candidate Needs $5 For Bus To New Jersey So He Can See Ailing Mother

The Onion

Restaurant Staff Has Fun After-Work Ritual Where They Enable Each Other’s Alcoholism

The Onion

New Study Finds Cavemen Had Trouble Sticking To Paleo Diet Without Frozen Meal Kits

The Onion

Conservative Worried Government Coming To Take His Hard-Earned Genitals

The Onion

Trump Booed At FurryCon While Hawking New $399 Tail

The Onion

Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children

The Onion

Dakota Johnson Hoping She Doesn’t Get Any ‘Madame Web’ Questions At ‘Madame Web’ Press Event

The Onion

Can You Tell Which Of These Tinder Bios Are AI-Generated?

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Scientists Discover Birds Lied About Being Related To Dinosaurs

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Restaurant Patron Points At Item On Menu To Avoid Mispronouncing ‘Number 47’

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Nation Surprised U.S. Power Grid Hasn’t Been Shut Down By Hacker Named Cyber Wolf

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Christian Man Persecuted Simply For Driving 90 Miles Per Hour In School Zone

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Red-Pilled Americans Explain Why Men Should Never Get Married

The Onion