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Removed Notre Dame Scaffolding Reveals Construction Crew Accidentally Built Mosque

The Onion

Study: More Americans Opting To Have Decapitated Heads Placed Under Silver Cloche After Death

The Onion

Beyoncé’s ‘Texas Hold ’Em’ Hits No. 1 On Country Charts

The Onion

New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It

The Onion

Alabama Supreme Court Rules Frozen Embryos Are Babies

The Onion

Do We Live In A Simulation?

The Onion

What You Need To Know About Microplastics

The Onion

Emerging Filmmaker Malia Obama Changes Surname To Scorsese

The Onion

America’s Border Crisis: A Country Divided On How Much Cruelty Migrants Deserve

The Onion

Congress Allocates $55 Billion In Infrastructure Funding To Fill Holes Angry Boyfriend Punched In Nation

The Onion

Blue Origin Builds $8 Billion Barrel For Jeff Bezos To Ride Over Niagara Falls

The Onion

Celebrities Who Are Secretly Being Controlled By Satan

The Onion

Oregon Man Contracts Plague From Pet Cat

The Onion

Tattered Banner Ad All That Remains Hanging Over Long-Abandoned Website

The Onion

Mom Only Likes The Other Outback Steakhouse

The Onion

Biden Chases Soap Bubble Across Nation

The Onion

He’s No Brad Pitt: Brad Pitt At 60

The Onion

Sam Mendes Announces 4-Part Beatles Biopic Project

The Onion

Birth Control: Myth Vs. Fact

The Onion

The Onion’s Guide To Starting A Sneaker Collection

The Onion