Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

The Iran War By The Numbers

The Onion

Nation Begs Frozen Fruit Companies To Keep The Giant Flavorless Blackberries Coming 

The Onion

Rawlings Donates 50,000 Baseball Gloves To Ukrainian War Effort

The Onion

Bobby Hanlon

The Onion

Study Finds Gen Z Adults Moving Home For Better Access To Triscuits

The Onion

Squirrel Unaware He Embroiled In Months-Long Feud With Homeowner

The Onion

Alex Honnold Has Panic Attack At Top Of Step Ladder

The Onion

Cannes Jury Sneaks Off To Watch ‘Mortal Kombat II’ 

The Onion

Sweaty Ass Print On Rowing Machine Already Fading Like All Of Our Earthly Works

The Onion

NASA Announces Rover Has Found Beauty In The Mundane On Mars

The Onion

BTS Fans Warned Flash Photography Will Trigger J-Hope’s Assassination Protocol

The Onion

Calves and Have-Nots

The Onion

Terrified Introvert One Away From Bingo

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Dad Rocks Back And Forth To Gain Enough Momentum To Sit Up From Chair

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Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have

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Even Shaq Surprised To Learn He’s The New Spokesman For DivaCup

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JD Vance Disavows Trump’s Handling Of Iran War As Brilliant Strategy By An Impeccable Genius

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Respect For Friend Drops After Reading Book They Recommended

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Kash Patel Goes Snorkeling At Pearl Harbor Memorial

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Financial Experts Recommend Putting Tax Return Toward Dream Sandwich

The Onion