Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

The Onion

Mom, Dad Bickering Over Whether They’ve Seen ‘The Bear’

The Onion

Judges Claim Pizza Deliveries Sent To Their Homes Meant To Intimidate

The Onion

Bill Belichick Fairly Sure He Clapping for Correct Beauty Pageant Contestant

The Onion

Silence of the Telegrams

The Onion

Mary Stevenson

The Onion

Nervous Matt Gaetz Fumbles With Training Bra

The Onion

Turn-Key Stunner

The Onion

Disgusting Restaurant Celebrates 30 Years As Small Town’s Only Option

The Onion

You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored

The Onion

President Trump To Accept $400 Million Plane Gifted From Qatar

The Onion

Sean Combs Asks For Quick Trial So He Can Get To Part Where Trump Pardons Him

The Onion

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

The Onion

Texas Bans Being Different Around Children

The Onion

Dwayne Johnson Honored For Accomplishments In Neck Acting

The Onion

Ashley Sullivan and Sally Hirst

The Onion

Grandma AirTagged

The Onion

Baby Saves Affair

The Onion

AI Version Of Dead Arizona Man Addresses Killer During Sentencing

The Onion

Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President

The Onion