It’s Dad’s weekend. Try to make him feel like you want to be there. Reference #19887

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More than 71 million Americans are enrolled in Medicaid for healthcare. The Onion dispels common myths surrounding the program’s new work requirements, which go into effect after next year’s midterm elections. MYTH: Most people on Medicaid already work.  FACT: Whatever. MYTH: An 80-hour-per-month work requirement is a lot.  FACT: Eighty hours of work on Earth […]

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CRAWFORD, TX—Lashing out at the overbearing former vice president seated motionless in a rocking chair by the attic window, a distraught George W. Bush shouted, “Shut up, Mother! Shut up!” at the skeleton of Dick Cheney dressed in a suit, sources confirmed Friday. “I’m not your little boy anymore, Mother, so why must you constantly […]

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Hannah Pike, 27, died Monday after learning it was indeed that kind of cult.

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France announced that it will suspend Shein’s online marketplace after listings of sex dolls with child-like features emerged, coming as the brand opens its first brick-and-mortar store in Paris. What do you think?

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