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Luna Fisher and Oliver Cox

The Onion

That Fucker

The Onion

Tom Cruise Buys Fitbit To Help Him Get 10,000 Daily Stunts

The Onion

New Uber Feature Allows Women To Request Nonthreatening Eunuch Driver

The Onion

NIH Director’s Pulsing Neck Tumor Announces Cancer Research Cuts

The Onion

Cornell Students Skin, Butcher Dead Bear In Dorm

The Onion

As Good A Place To Become Embroiled In Conspiracy Theories As Any

The Onion

Jean’s Own Goals

The Onion

Report Finds Majority Of Fumbles Recovered Within First 48 Hours

The Onion

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

The Onion

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom

The Onion

Charli XCX, George Daniel Gather Wedding Guests To Cut The Coke

The Onion

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

The Onion

State Department Threatens Immigrants Who Mock Charlie Kirk’s Death

The Onion

A’s Fans Unable To Sustain The Wave Over Chasm Of 7,000 Empty Seats

The Onion

Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches

The Onion

911 Operator Walks Panicked Woman Through Being Murdered

The Onion

Shane Collins and Charlie Quentin

The Onion

Minor League Play-By-Play Announcer Just Sounds Like Normal Guy

The Onion