Reading List
The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.
Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
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Man Proudly Saves $8 On Pubic Hair Trimmer
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Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows
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Heaven Can’t Wait
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Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE
WASHINGTON—In an effort to expand recruitment for President Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown, the Department of Homeland Security announced Tuesday that it would waive the species requirements for new Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents. At a press conference, Home-land Security Secretary Kristi Noem said eligibility requirements that previously limited ICE applicants to the species Homo sapiens […]
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