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Biggest Revelations From The ‘Hannah Montana’ Reunion

Last week, Disney+ reunited the stars of Hannah Montana for the first time since the series premiered two decades ago. Here are the biggest and most shocking revelations from the Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special. Billy Ray Cyrus was paid in pull tabs. Disney originally planned to make a “Hannah” for all 50 states. Miley […]

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Melania Trump Touts Robot Teachers

First Lady Melania Trump appeared with a humanoid robot during an AI education summit, claiming that mechanical educators like it will one day “provide a personalized experience, adaptive to the needs of each student.” What do you think?

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Thing Left By Previous Tenant Still In Corner

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New Enterprise Spokesman Claims He Lost 250 Pounds By Renting Cars

ST. LOUIS—Touting the vehicle service as his secret to successfully slimming down and completely transforming his body, new Enterprise spokesman Ryan Moore told reporters Monday he had lost 250 pounds by renting cars. “I used to be grossly overweight, I tried everything, and nothing worked until I started going to Enterprise every day on my […]

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