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Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight

BOULDER, CO—Stressing that it represented an ideal opportunity to see one of nature’s greatest wonders, scientists at the NOAA Space Weather Prediction Center confirmed Thursday that the aurora borealis would be visible on Google Images tonight. “For this entire evening, the northern lights will be observable to the naked eye simply by walking to your […]

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Jack Schlossberg, Member Of Schlossberg Political Dynasty, Announces Run For Congress

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Farmers’ Almanac Ceases Publication

The 208-year-old publication Farmers’ Almanac, not to be confused with the more famous Old Farmers’ Almanac, will cease publication with its 2026 edition, citing rising production and distribution costs in the shifting media landscape.

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Crenellated Aesthetic

For those who know what “crenellated” means, like we do, this house has it (or them). Crenels here, crenels there. Just a ton of that good stuff. Reference #49308

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Betty Greenberg and Stephen Harold

So many musicians were hired for this pair’s lavish wedding band that a new instrument had to be invented called the harmoniaphone.

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