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After leaving fans waiting for more than four years, Euphoria is back for its third and final season. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the HBO drama. Q: Which members of the cast are returning? A: Willingly, none of them. Q: How many episodes will there be? A: This season will make […]

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ATHENS, GA—Noting that the dead body was “far more handsome” than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed the casket she purchased this week still had a stock corpse inside. “I get that they want to sell caskets, but it feels kind of dishonest to put these perfect dead bodies with their ideal facial […]

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