An inmate in Australia is suing over a ban on prisoners eating Vegemite, arguing that forbidding the yeast-based spread violates his human right to “enjoy his culture as an Australian.” What do you think?

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CLEVELAND—Saying he was ready to carry on the legacy forged by Cody Kessler, Dorian Thompson-Robinson, and dozens of other short-lived Browns signal callers over the past two decades, rookie quarterback Shedeur Sanders told reporters Friday he was “more than confident” he could deliver everything Cleveland fans had come to expect. “Being this team’s 42nd starting […]

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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-GA) feud with President Trump is shaking MAGA world. Here is everything you need to know about Greene.  Birthplace: Kenya Religion: Islamophobia Experience: Six years of commenting “Pedophiles!” under Facebook posts Political Ideology: Christian swinger nationalism Favorite Condiment: Beef jerky    Nickname For Son, Boyfriend, And Dog: Buster Campaign Slogan: “I will […]

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A new Gallup poll found that fewer than half of Americans now say religion is important in their daily lives, a 17 point drop since 2015, reflecting a major cultural shift in the U.S. What do you think?

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Alligator Alcatraz, a massive migrant detention center in Florida’s Everglades, has been plagued by reports of inhumane conditions and environmental concerns since its opening on July 3. The Onion breaks down the statistics of the facility at the center of Republicans’ crackdown on illegal immigration.  40,000 Truth Social profile pictures taken by sign 0 Applicants […]

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