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Bankrupt Red Lobster Runs All-You-Can-Grab Copper Wiring Promotion
ORLANDO, FL—Calling the campaign a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that would leave customers satisfied and “go easy on their wallets,” bankrupt restaurant chain Red Lobster launched a $19.99 all-you-can-grab copper wiring promotion Monday at all of its locations. “Today, we’re rolling out an incredible deal for anyone…
Iranian President Stoned To Death With Mountain
Man Takes Much-Needed Paternity Leave To Focus On Himself
SPRINGFIELD, IL—Saying he planned to make the most of his time away from work, local man Ryan Gehring confirmed Monday that he would be taking a much-needed paternity leave to focus on himself. “Between my job and becoming a new parent, I’ve been under a lot of stress, so paternity leave should be a great opportunity…
Frustrated Cicadas Assumed There’d Be More Than One Hole For Trillion Insects To Emerge From
MILLEDGEVILLE, GA—Questioning the practicality of the method of egress from their years-long resting spot, frustrated cicadas told reporters Monday that they had assumed there would be more than a single hole for a trillion insects to emerge from. “Seriously, no one thought to dig a second exit when a trillion of…
