Cold plunges, also known as ice baths, are an increasingly popular wellness trend. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding cold plunges.  MYTH: Cold plunges are only for celebrities and athletes. FACT: They’re also for people easily influenced by them. MYTH: People with heart conditions should avoid cold plunges. FACT: People who hate cold […]

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Windows will no longer display the operating system’s infamous “blue screen of death” when something goes wrong, removing the signature frowning face that accompanied the crash notice in favor of a shorter message and plain black screen. What do you think?

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ATLANTA—Reminding you that the views expressed in the show serve as a reflection of your own depravity, a disclaimer that aired Tuesday at the beginning of TLC’s 1000-Lb Sisters stated that something is very wrong with you for watching this. “WARNING: The following episode speaks to the deeply and irrevocably messed up part of your […]

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WASHINGTON—Stressing that it would be simplest to troubleshoot now during the onboarding process for his company’s surveillance technology, Palantir founder Peter Thiel reportedly spent Tuesday morning showing President Donald Trump how to sort a spreadsheet of Americans by ethnicity. “So what’s neat is that you can just do command-shift-E and rank every single resident from […]

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