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John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man

The Onion

Study: No One Born In U.S. For Past 5 Years

The Onion

Soldier Returning From 2096 Cyber War Reunited With 8-Year-Old Self

The Onion

Study Finds 4 In 10 Americans Could Develop Dementia After 55

The Onion

Pros And Cons Of Ending Birthright Citizenship

The Onion

About-Facebook

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Trump Declassifies Secret JFK, MLK Assassination Documents

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Girlfriend Likes Part When MMA Fighters Hug

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Taylor Swift Donates $5 Million To End Travis Kelce Hunger

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Panicked Pottery Barn Executives Announce They Have Lost Control Of The Wicker

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Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All

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Artist Profile: Bad Bunny

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Study Finds Peeing Contagious In Chimpanzees

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Monster Devastated To See Film Depicting Things He Told Guillermo Del Toro In Confidence

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Bored Kylie Jenner Feigns Smile As Timothée Chalamet Continues Playing Harmonica

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National Beef Council Debuts New ‘You’re Supposed To Feel Like That’ Campaign

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Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute

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What To Know About The Jan. 6 Pardons

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Report: Best Pickup Technique Remains Approaching Woman And Saying ‘Ditch This Zero And Get With A Hero’

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Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working

The Onion