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Flu Vaccines: Myth Vs. Fact

The Onion

Area Man Forges Ahead In Pursuit Of Numbness With Third Slice Of Pie 

The Onion

Cheese Stick Wrappers Piled On Desk Like Shed Skins Littering Cobra Pit

The Onion

Nation Vies For   Approval Of Cool Dog

The Onion

Trump Claims God Spared Him In Airplane Crash

The Onion

Cash-Strapped WeightWatchers Announces Butter Now Zero Points

The Onion

When We Invited You To Join Our Trivia Team, It Was With The Understanding That You Knew ‘Star Trek’

The Onion

Only Have Franchise For You

The Onion

Stain Sentimental

The Onion

Almond Winfrey-Springsteen Cast In ‘Unfrosted 3’

The Onion

Visitors Flock To Sniff Flower That Smells Like Rotting Corpse

The Onion

No Matter How Many Chili Cook-Offs I Win, Everyone Still Sees Me As ‘That School Shooter’s Mom’

The Onion

New Death Row Fast Pass Allows Convicts To Skip Execution Line

The Onion

Wedding Planner Makes It Through Entire 1.5-Year Process Without Acknowledging Groom

The Onion

Chick-Fil-A Raptured

The Onion

Palestinians Return To Devastated Northern Gaza

The Onion

The First Amendment: Myth VS. Fact

The Onion

The Most Banned Books In The U.S.

The Onion

We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear

The Onion

The Onion’s Streaming Guide

The Onion