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It Almost Weirder That Grown Man On Roblox Isn’t Grooming Children

The Onion

Igloo Recalls Coolers Over Finger Amputation Risk

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Joann Fabrics Announces Plans To Make Mishmash Store Out Of Shuttered Locations’ Scraps

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JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case

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Tips For Embracing Single Life

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FTC.Gov Redirects Users To Latvian Sports Gambling Site

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Jalen Carter Flees Scene In Parade Float

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New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person

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Mysterious Tar Balls Washing Up On Florida Beaches

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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize

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Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance

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Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian 

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Rising Egg Prices Prompt More Americans To Raise Chickens In Backyard

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STIs: Myth Vs. Fact

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Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him

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Elon Musk Humps Nuclear Football

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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer

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Dunkin’ Pastries Included In Massive Recall

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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect

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Trump Orders Treasury To Stop Minting Pennies

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