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Overdue Library Book Returned After 99 Years

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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Lady Gaga

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Stepson Liked With All Of Man’s Heart

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Oversized Leprechaun Hat Left At Home On St. Patrick’s Day To Avoid Damaging It

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128 New Moons Found Orbiting Saturn

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JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center

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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer

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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

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Tennessee Man Shot By Dog

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Pale Trump Boys Ask When They Can Stop Giving Uncle Elon Blood

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Bachelorette Party Provides Friends Valuable Time To Get High With Bride’s Cousin

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Report: More Americans Moving Away From Urban Areas For Rural Life Where They Have Escalating Feud With Beaver

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How Canadians Are Fighting Back Against U.S. Tariffs

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CEO’s Son Explains Why He Refuses To Let Father Help Him Sexually Harass Subordinates

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Trump Announces New Visa Tier For Immigrants Who Will Be Friends With Barron

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Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence

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March Madness By The Numbers

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‘Dirty Rain’ Falls Over Multiple States

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Pronatalist Sex Ed Class Requires Students To Care For 14 Sacks Of Flour

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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

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