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Study Finds Breastfed Children Far Better At Suckling Later In Life

The Onion

Report: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shell

The Onion

Alexa Beaten

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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

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Funeral Priest Not Sure How Obliquely To Talk About Hot Air Balloon Accident

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Laid-Off 23andMe Employee Packs Up Box Full Of Bodily Fluids

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23andMe Files For Bankruptcy

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Trump Officials Accidentally Text Journalist War Plans

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Death Of Chopped-Up Woman Ruled A Suicide

The Onion

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

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Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

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Walton Goggins Unsure How Many HBO Roles It Will Take To Get Free Max Subscription

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Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads

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Woman Losing Steam Professing Love Thought Crush Would’ve Said ‘Shut Up And Kiss Me’ By Now

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Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee

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Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife

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JuJu Watkins Sprains Bun

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Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony

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Stuck in the Timiddle With You

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Woman Enjoys Process Of Planning Suicide More Than Actual Suicide Itself 

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