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The Doctors Telling Us Not To Drink Our Urine Probably Just Want It For Themselves

The Onion

What To Know About The TikTok Sale

The Onion

Tourist Asks Passerby To Take Boudoir Photo Of Him

The Onion

Trump Tariffs Upend Global Economic Order

The Onion

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

The Onion

Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly

The Onion

Climate Protestors Throw Paint On The Louvre’s 1988 Copy Of ‘Hustler’ Magazine

The Onion

Babysitter Finds Real-Life ‘Monster’ Under Child’s Bed

The Onion

Heaven Enacts Retaliatory Tariffs On U.S.-Bound Miracles

The Onion

Musk Announces All 340 Million Americans Must Strip And Take Turn Pushing The Wheel Of Pain 

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Chuck Schumer

The Onion

Aaron Rodgers Fuming That NFL Hasn’t Added Expansion Team To Sign Him

The Onion

Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time

The Onion

Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon

The Onion

Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering

The Onion

Communion Wafer ‘Miracle’ Turns Out To Be Bacteria

The Onion

CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour

The Onion

Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Senate Floor

The Onion

Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners

The Onion

Inside Elon Musk’s Texas Compound

The Onion