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Mega Millions Raises Price Of Tickets To $5

The Onion

Report: Recession Fears Forcing More Americans To Hold Off On Retiring From Presidency

The Onion

Everything You Always Wanted, Right?

The Onion

Nestlé Buys E.Coli For $2.3 Billion

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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death

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Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child

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Patrick Schwarzenegger Worried ‘White Lotus’ Role Will Typecast Him As Hand Job Recipient

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RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms

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Florida Gators Climb Ladder With Scissors To Circumcise Dick Vitale

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Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison

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3-Year-Old Discovers 3,800-Year-Old Amulet While On Family Outing

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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker

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Sam Mendes Admits Idea For 4 Beatles Biopics Conceived Before He Heard About TV

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Trump Assures U.S. Farmers Barron Will Eat Their Crops

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Shelly Greenfield and Patrick Chester

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Masters Crowd Whispering Its Lungs Out

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The Doctors Telling Us Not To Drink Our Urine Probably Just Want It For Themselves

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Tourist Asks Passerby To Take Boudoir Photo Of Him

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What To Know About The TikTok Sale

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Trump Tariffs Upend Global Economic Order

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