Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Hush Falls Over Crowd After Bagel Tears ACL In Jumbotron Race

The Onion

Thirst Communion

The Onion

New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive

The Onion

U.S. Imposes Tariffs On Remote Island Of Penguins And Seals

The Onion

Russell Brand Invited To Florida College To Teach Sexual Assault Workshop

The Onion

Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs

The Onion

Katy Perry Unaware She Already Chosen To Be Jettisoned If There Emergency In Space

The Onion

NASA Rescues Children Stranded For 9 Months At Space Camp

The Onion

Mother Extremists Hijack Airwaves To Broadcast Photos Of Their Children

The Onion

Pebble Rattling Around In Shoe Turns Out To Be Loose Toe

The Onion

It Has A Wine Fridge

The Onion

Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger

The Onion

Tips For Managing Seasonal Allergies

The Onion

Galapagos Tortoises Become First-Time Parents At 100

The Onion

Mark Rodney

The Onion

Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’

The Onion

Mall Escalator Spits Out Another Pile Of Bones

The Onion

Jade Easton and Jeremy Sykes

The Onion

Trump Boys Hook Dollar Bill Up To Potato To Make Cryptocurrency

The Onion

White House Revokes Biden’s Veneers

The Onion