Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

U.S. Offers Semiconductors To China In Exchange For Holographic Charizard

The Onion

Couple Debates Ethical Implications Of Bringing Another Child Into This Bar

The Onion

Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison

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Autism: Myth Vs. Fact

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Cooper Flagg’s Agent Negotiates 10% Increase In Textbook Buyback Value At Duke Bookstore

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Early 2000s Media Criticized For Harsh Treatment Of D.C. Sniper

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Australians Rescue Great White Shark Stranded In Shallow Water

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Study Finds Ozempic May Reduce Signs Of Fatty Liver Disease

The Onion

‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up

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Trump Revokes PBS Funding After Antique Grandfather Clock Receives Meager Appraisal

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Jordon Hudson Inducted Into NFL Hall Of Fame

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Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39

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Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance

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Man Gets Best Ideas In Splash Zone

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RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons

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What To Know About ‘Sinners’

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Chobani CEO Warns New Hire They In The Yogurt Game Now

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Runaway Kangaroo Shuts Down Alabama Highway

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Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal

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14 Years Avoiding ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’ Spoilers Undone In Single Moment Of Carelessness

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