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Raccoon With Meth Pipe Found In Driver’s Seat Of Car
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Study: Most Millennials Will Never Own Swanky Undersea Apartment Where Fish Swim Past Windows
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Elon Musk Pushes Child Aside On Way To Escape Pods As Starbase Collapses
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Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing
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Dad Impressed By How Easily New Lawn Mower Tore Through Son’s Leg
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2nd Grader Orders 70,000 Lollipops On Amazon
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Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
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God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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Nervous Man Introduces Date To His Hives
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Archaeologists Uncover Embarrassing Egyptian Rockabilly Dynasty
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Trump Offers Undocumented Immigrants $1,000 To Leave Country
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Trump Orders Reopening Of Alcatraz
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Sin’N’Out
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Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
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Teacher Can Tell Child With Spiky Hair, Sunglasses Comes From A Rad Home
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National Endowment For The Arts Lays Off 30,000 Muses
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Trump Decries Lack Of U.S.-Made Products Lodged In American Rectums
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Sun-Maid Announces Girl In Logo Has Always Been Sentient Raisin Disguising Self In Human Flesh
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PBS NewsHour Interrupted By Repo Men Seizing Desk
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