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Timeline Of Trump’s Battle With Harvard

The Onion

Recession Forecasts Jump After Herds Of Panicked Economists Start Running Off Cliffs

The Onion

Whole Flight Spent Reading ‘War And Peace’ Over Shoulder Of Passenger Ahead

The Onion

Tariff-Strained Apple Announces 7,083-Piece iPhone Kit

The Onion

Interactive Exhibit Lets Kids Figure Out How To Manage Budget Shortfall That Will Otherwise Shutter Museum

The Onion

Nobody In White House Sure Who Guy Praying Over Trump Is

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Rusted Qatari Plane Sitting On Blocks On White House Lawn

The Onion

Stapler Not The Same Since Tasting Human Flesh

The Onion

U.K. To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders

The Onion

213 Killed In How Do You Pronounce That?

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‘You On The Apps?’ Heralds Beginning Of World’s Bleakest Conversation

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Grade School’s Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad

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Artist Profile: Gracie Abrams

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Kim Kardashian Graduates Law School

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Drug Smuggling Cat Caught In Costa Rica

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Kohler Doing Damage Control After CEO Admits He Never Uses Toilets

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Owner Gives Detailed Preamble For Why Dog Named Mr. Dog

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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism

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What To Know About ‘Mission: Impossible—The Final Reckoning’

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Whataburger Sued For $1 Million For Not Holding Onions

The Onion