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Disgusted God Puts Giant  Overturned Glass Atop   Humanity

The Onion

George R.R. Martin Finally Finishes Writing Sequel To ‘Erin Brockovich’

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Full Of Character Actors

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Jeff Bezos Mugs Amazon Warehouse Worker At Gunpoint

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AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet

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Lillian Canfield

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Confederate Statue Toppled During Black Lives Matter Protest Reinstalled

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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

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Dumbest Friend Just Bought 20 Chickens

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Andrea Fusco And Glenn Demers

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Stepchild Asked To Take Family Picture

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Agriculture Secretary Demands U.S. Farmers Invent 5 New Melons By Friday

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Artist Profile: Alex Warren

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U.S. Becomes First Country To Recognize Mega-Israel

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Danish Zoo Asks For Donated Pets To Feed To Carnivores

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The Best In-Detentions

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Space For The Whole Family

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Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool

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Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit

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Trump Rushed To Walter Reed To Watch Breast Exam

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