Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

‘We’ll Take It From Here, Boys,’ Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier

The Onion

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars

The Onion

JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Stephen Miller

The Onion

Timeline Of U.S. Interventions In Latin America

The Onion

Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors

The Onion

Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat 

The Onion

U.K. Bans Junk Food Advertisements

The Onion

Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela

The Onion

DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism

The Onion

Kristi Noem Calls Fatal Minneapolis Shooting Cathartic

The Onion

RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow

The Onion

CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule

The Onion

Bananas Split

The Onion

Trump Asks National Intelligence Point-Blank If God Real

The Onion

RFK Jr. Scales Back Childhood Mortality Schedule

The Onion

Study Finds Increased Demand Among Gen Z For Non-Alcoholic Fathers

The Onion

Area Man Knows When He Not Welcome In Children’s Museum

The Onion

Trump Spotted Wearing Paper Sign Reading ‘The President’

The Onion

Oil Stocks Rise After U.S. Capture Of Maduro

The Onion