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Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering

The Onion

Communion Wafer ‘Miracle’ Turns Out To Be Bacteria

The Onion

CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour

The Onion

Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Senate Floor

The Onion

Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners

The Onion

Inside Elon Musk’s Texas Compound

The Onion

Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings

The Onion

Artist Profile: Morgan Wallen

The Onion

Man Already Having Bad Day Deported To Salvadoran Mega-Prison

The Onion

Dog Loves Bungee Jumping, Owner Of Bungee-Jumping Dog Reports

The Onion

U.S. Food Banks Struggle Under Funding Cuts

The Onion

SeaWorld Visitors Delighted By Live Garbage-Patch Feeding

The Onion

DEA Classifies Red Wine As Schedule I Drug To Spite Ex-Wife 

The Onion

Washington Monument Collapses After Someone Pulls Loose Block

The Onion

Trump ‘Not Joking’ About Seeking Third Term

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Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers

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College Campus Tour Ends Inside Unmarked ICE Vehicle

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COBRA Extension Lets Terminated Employees Continue Raiding Office Fridge For 18 Months

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Only Bag Of Chips Big Enough For Funeral Reception Says ‘Party Size!’ On It

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Highway Patrol Officer Asks Pete Hegseth To Carry Out Drone Strikes In Straight Line

The Onion