In the latest Silent Hill f update, Konami reduced the amount of enemy encounters in game, but I wish it had taken a different route

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Celero, which is developing a chip to enable long-distance connections between AI data centers, raised $140M, including a $100M Series B led by CapitalG  —  Celero Communications, a U.S. startup founded by networking industry veterans, on Monday said it has raised $140 million to build a chip …

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DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible for him to take Thanksgiving off. “I know we have a game scheduled, but my family has this big tradition every year where we all get […]

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FAYETTEVILLE, NC—Acknowledging that he was on a long and ongoing process of reintegration, former Army sniper Clint Meadows told reporters Monday that he was struggling to readjust to being near stuff. “When my superiors pushed me into training as a sniper, not a single one of them warned me how tough it would be to […]

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