GLOUCESTERSHIRE, ENGLAND—Audibly sighing as he “listlessly” undid a corset string by the light of a candle, a sulking, exhausted stable boy was reportedly going through the motions Thursday of tearing open Lady Marietta Ashcroft’s bodice. “At first I thought he was distracted by the nickering horses, or the passionate surging of the thunderstorm, but now […]

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Source: Twenty, which uses AI to help hackers for the US military penetrate adversary computer networks, raised a $38M Series A led by Caffeinated Capital  —  Twenty's technology helps military hackers find ways to penetrate targets.  —  Last fall, a group of former military hackers …

Demeo x Dungeons & Dragons is a crossover that works well if you're a fan of the original game, but D&D fans may not find much here.