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Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

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Marvell says it will acquire networking equipment provider XConn for ~$540M to expand its networking portfolio; the deal is expected to close in early 2026 (Arsheeya Bajwa/Reuters)

Arsheeya Bajwa / Reuters:
Marvell says it will acquire networking equipment provider XConn for ~$540M to expand its networking portfolio; the deal is expected to close in early 2026  —  Marvell Technology said on Tuesday it will buy networking equipment provider XConn Technologies in a deal worth about $540 million …

Mark Kelly Punished With Expulsion To Outer Space

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Pokémon Go 'Pinch Perfect' event guide

Pokémon Go's crabby "Pinch Perfect" event runs from Jan. 6-11. We list the bonuses and perks in our guide, including how to find Klawf.

NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks

WASHINGTON—Lauding the breakthrough as a pivotal moment in the search for stones beyond the solar system, researchers at NASA announced Tuesday the discovery of a distant planet with perfect conditions for sustaining rocks. “After analysis of HD 101581 b’s atmosphere and surface conditions, we are confident this astronomical body meets all known criteria for supporting […]

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