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Elon Musk Weeps, For There Are No More Women To Impregnate

AUSTIN, TX—Realizing that every uterus had already been conquered, Tesla CEO Elon Musk reportedly wept Wednesday, for there were no more women for him to impregnate. “I have sown the many fields with my seed and reaped a bountiful harvest, yet now there are no new vessels to bear my fruit,” said Musk, who gazed […]

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Google adds AI Mode and gaming features to Android's Circle to Search, and Gemini Live support for foldables and third-party apps, starting with Samsung devices (Jess Weatherbed/The Verge)

Jess Weatherbed / The Verge:
Google adds AI Mode and gaming features to Android's Circle to Search, and Gemini Live support for foldables and third-party apps, starting with Samsung devices  —  Gemini Live is also being updated for foldables and third-party apps, starting with Samsung devices.

Samsung unveils the $349 Galaxy Watch 8 in 40mm and 44mm sizes and the $499 Watch 8 Classic in 46mm, with Gemini and an Antioxidant Index for carotenoid levels (Andrew Romero/9to5Google)

Andrew Romero / 9to5Google:
Samsung unveils the $349 Galaxy Watch 8 in 40mm and 44mm sizes and the $499 Watch 8 Classic in 46mm, with Gemini and an Antioxidant Index for carotenoid levels  —  The Galaxy Watch 8 series is finally official.  Amongst some serious design changes, Samsung has added a slew of features with Wear OS 6 …

Samsung unveils the $1,100+ Galaxy Z Flip7, with a larger 4.1-inch external and 6.9-inch internal display, a 13.7mm body, a more durable folding hinge, and more (Mariella Moon/Engadget)

Mariella Moon / Engadget:
Samsung unveils the $1,100+ Galaxy Z Flip7, with a larger 4.1-inch external and 6.9-inch internal display, a 13.7mm body, a more durable folding hinge, and more  —  Samsung has launched the Galaxy Z Flip 7, along with the Z Flip 7 FE and the Z Fold 7, during its latest Unpacked event.

Samsung Galaxy Z Fold7 hands-on: vastly thinner and lighter than the Fold6, a wider display format, no S Pen support, and feels like a normal phone when closed (Allison Johnson/The Verge)

Allison Johnson / The Verge:
Samsung Galaxy Z Fold7 hands-on: vastly thinner and lighter than the Fold6, a wider display format, no S Pen support, and feels like a normal phone when closed  —  Except for the price.  We didn't ask for that. … Samsung just announced its seventh-generation folding phones …