The new God of War may not be an innovative Metroidvania, it's a worthwhile addition to Kratos' story and God of War canon.

Xbox Game Pass added a lot of new games this month. Here are three great games to check out from February's additions.

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WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless began wearily explaining for the fifth time Friday why he couldn’t pardon the former Prince Andrew. “I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes […]

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LONG BEACH, CA—Encouraging his child to put her language skills to good use, local father Paul Feldman urged his daughter Alice to show off her high school Spanish with a guy on the street speaking Spanish, sources confirmed Friday. “This is a great opportunity to show off that B+ you got in Señor Shapiro’s class,” said Feldman, assuring his […]

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