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Cairn review: This rock cilmbing game is as intense as a Soulslike
Noah Wyle Fed Up With Pushy Fan Tracheotomy Requests
SANTA BARBARA, CA—Groaning as yet another stranger shoved a ballpoint pen in his face, actor Noah Wyle stated Thursday that he was fed up with pushy fan tracheotomy requests. “Listen, I love that you love my work, but I’m just trying to grab breakfast with my family right now, not cut through any windpipes, okay?” […]
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The Stream Deck-packed gaming keyboard is a monster of good ideas
H&M Staff Gathers To Watch Man Struggle To Refold Shirt
NEW YORK—Perking up with excitement after spotting a customer in the process of completely humiliating himself, the entire staff of a midtown H&M store reportedly gathered Thursday to watch a man struggle to refold a shirt. “Oh my God, everyone get out of the break room—you seriously have got to see this,” said sales associate […]
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Parents Of Safdie Brothers Don’t Care What Oscars Say, They Liked Both Movies Equally
NEW YORK—Stating that they were “so proud, so, so proud,” the parents of filmmakers Josh and Benny Safdie reportedly told their sons Thursday that regardless of what the Academy says, they liked both films equally. “One nomination, nine nominations—The Smashing Machine and Marty Supreme are both movie of the year in our book,” said the filmmakers’ mother, Amy […]
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