It was going to happen, and then it wasn’t going to happen, and then it happened. The United States Congress passed a bill that would either ban TikTok or force it to be sold, and President Joe Biden signed it.

So... what now? TikTok could sue, and win, and go back to normal. TikTok’s owner, ByteDance, could just decide to shut it down and move on. Or it could sell TikTok US. Those are really the only three outcomes, and we have a year or less to figure out which it’s going to be.

On this episode of The Vergecast, we discuss all the possible outcomes for TikTok. Then we try to figure out which companies might buy the platform — and which definitely won’t, despite desperately wanting to. There’s no easy, obvious choice, but there are a few that seem like they might actually work.

After that, we talk about a big week in gadgets. We have the Rabbit R1 in hand, so we talk about how it works and whether this is an improvement on the Humane AI Pin. We discuss Apple’s May 7th iPad event, a new AI update to Meta’s smart glasses, the state of the Vision Pro, and more.

Then we do a lightning round, after first taking a look at Tesla’s earnings and wondering what’s going to happen when the world starts to see — and value — it like a car company. We talk Sonos apps, Apple sports, and Qualcomm chips, and we’re out.

If you want to know more about everything we discuss in this episode, here are some links to get you started, beginning with the TikTok ban:

• TikTok ban: all the news on attempts to ban the video platform
• Senate passes TikTok ban bill, sending it to President Biden’s desk
• Biden signs TikTok ‘ban’ bill into law, starting the clock for ByteDance to divest it

And on this week’s gadget news:

• Rabbit R1 hands-on: early tests with the $199 AI gadget
• Apple announces May 7th event for new iPads
• What to expect at Apple’s May ‘Let Loose’ event
• The Ray-Ban Meta Smart Glasses have multimodal AI now
• An Xbox VR headset is on the way, but it’s a ‘limited edition’ Meta Quest
• Ming-Chi Kuo: Apple cuts Vision Pro shipments due to low demand

And on Tesla:

• Tesla’s in its flop era
• Tesla lays off ‘more than 10 percent’ of its workforce, loses top executives
• Tesla recalls all 3,878 Cybertrucks over faulty accelerator pedal
• Tesla reveals a new Model 3 Performance with more horsepower and faster acceleration
• A cheaper Tesla is back on the menu

And in the lightning round:

• Alex Cranz’s pick: Qualcomm announces Snapdragon X Plus and Elite processors
• David Pierce’s pick: Apple might be the streaming home of soccer’s next big tournament
• Nilay Patel’s pick: Sonos announces redesigned app that puts everything on your homescreen

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