Congratulations! You’ve finally written so many lines of code that you can afford a beach house. You hire Peter Keating, an architect world-famous for his skyscrapers, who assures you that he has brilliant plans for your beachfront property. Months later, you arrive at the grand unveiling. Your new home is an imposing five-story behemoth of steel, concrete, and reflective glass. As you pass through the revolving doors, you track sand onto the opulent marble floor.